WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
(Source: seriousjones, via green-day-geek)
My mom: don't go telling people on the internet your real name
My internet friends: know my real name, age, height, weight, star sign, sexual orientation, shoe size, favorite starburst color, preferred sleeping position, and brief synopsis of my entire life history
me talking about my favorite band member
me: oh my god
me: oh my god
me: i love him so much
me: so much
me: he's so hot
me: you don't understand
me: i love him
me: i wanna rub my face on his face
me: he's so hot
me: i'm gonna die
If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
Going to spend the day in bed watching movies and wishing i had someone to cuddle.
This is beautiful.
If me posting this beautiful guy with scars offends any of my followers, I don’t know why you followed me in the first place.
This is kinda beautiful
Not kinda, 100% beautiful ^. Everything about him. I know I’m assuming that everything about him is beautiful just from a picture, but his courage and bravery to post a picture like this, and not caring about what anyone thinks, is what is just extraordinarily beautiful. Bless this boy, and his amazing heart.
my heart just sunk, ohmygod he’s so perfect<3
I ship it.
i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
best love story on tumblr.
Reblog if you're one of the "patient" fandoms:
Doctor Who: Having to wait for a new season and a possible regeneration.
Sherlock: Season 3
Harry Potter: Each book AND Pottermore
Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Mortal Instruments: The fandom who waited
Homestuck: every single update ever
TWEWY: WAITING 4-5 YEARS FOR A SEQUEL
Monsters Inc: 11 Years for a sequel
Legend of Korra: Book 2
Kingdom Hearts: 6 years waiting for KH3.
Golden Sun: 7 years for book 3, no word on book 4.
Hetalia: Season 5, and Hima's update
Invader Zim: 11 years and we're still uncertain it will be brought back. Get on that, Nickelodeon. Please?
What you do when your Fandom's theme plays
Doctor Who: OOO WEEE OOOOO
Sherlock: Hum along
Harry Potter: Weep silently as you listen to the sound of your childhood
Avatar the Last Airbender: recited every fucking word like it's your life
Pokemon: Sing along because it's my damn childhood and i know every lyric like it's nobody's business
Hetalia: Sing along with the lyrics of your favorite country, even if it's not the version playing.
MLP: FIM: Sing off key beacuse it's not easy for a guy to sing it.
Homestuck: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY!
Amnesia The Dark Descent: Stare fearfully at the loading screen