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posted 5 months ago with 88,310 notes

Loving my #nirvana shirt

posted 5 months ago with 1 note

#nirvana

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH

(Source: seriousjones, via green-day-geek)

posted 6 months ago with 89,142 notes

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posted 6 months ago with 9,473 notes

l4v4-l4mps:

give me your hair.

(via messingly)

posted 6 months ago with 9,135 notes

My mom: don't go telling people on the internet your real name

My internet friends: know my real name, age, height, weight, star sign, sexual orientation, shoe size, favorite starburst color, preferred sleeping position, and brief synopsis of my entire life history

posted 6 months ago with 25,425 notes

me talking about my favorite band member

me: oh my god

me: i love him so much

me: so much

me: he's so hot

me: you don't understand

me: i love him

me: i wanna rub my face on his face

me: he's so hot

me: i'm gonna die

posted 6 months ago with 373 notes

withachanceofwind:

ask-femgermania:

* too

See? I’m here for you when you screw up with grammer~

((*grammar

im also here when you screw up with grammar))

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posted 6 months ago with 19,475 notes

maryirishhoran:

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

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posted 6 months ago with 122,982 notes

me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.

parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

me: *putting shoes on*

parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

posted 6 months ago with 102,410 notes

y0u-r4chet:

cherylthepizzaishere:

stilltryingt0smile:

sc4rsdontheal:

leeahhbombshell:

dw4rff:

immortal-adolescents:

Going to spend the day in bed watching movies and wishing i had someone to cuddle.

This is beautiful.

If me posting this beautiful guy with scars offends any of my followers, I don’t know why you followed me in the first place.

This is kinda beautiful

Not kinda, 100% beautiful ^. Everything about him. I know I’m assuming that everything about him is beautiful just from a picture, but his courage and bravery to post a picture like this, and not caring about what anyone thinks, is what is just extraordinarily beautiful. Bless this boy, and his amazing heart.

my heart just sunk, ohmygod he’s so perfect<3

<3

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posted 6 months ago with 50,369 notes

tomhiddlesun:

thenoodleboo:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

WHERE IS MY MATE

A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

I ship it.

best love story on tumblr.